Dunhatlik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable wombat.

Dunhatlik created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dunhatlik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunhatlik, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dunhatlik's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dunhatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Hide from mauve doves for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.