Xenhenquillnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome weasel.

Xenhenquillnutt created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenhenquillnutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xenhenquillnutt, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xenhenquillnutt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xenhenquillnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Worship no other gods but Xenhenquillnutt.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.