Kargodpas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair crocodile.

Kargodpas created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kargodpas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kargodpas, he will be very sad.

Kargodpas' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kargodpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kargodpas' name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.