Gutdudnart is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous rat.

Gutdudnart created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutdudnart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutdudnart, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gutdudnart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gutdudnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Run away if four eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.