Fenmaprag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, cheerful coyote.

Fenmaprag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmaprag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenmaprag, he will think nothing of it.

Fenmaprag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fenmaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear tights.