Cubhatbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, staggering naga.

Cubhatbess created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubhatbess, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cubhatbess, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cubhatbess' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cubhatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five capybaras approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cubhatbess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.