Femkinfob is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome wyrm.

Femkinfob created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femkinfob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femkinfob, he will turn you into a duck.

Femkinfob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Femkinfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to tapirs while wearing yellow skirts.

5. Always help sick cats.