Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental squirrel.

Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rutwipbon Bogsidlimcunmonfudsomstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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