Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient human.

Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cinyakfasjapdamhapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.