Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig
is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable
dingo
.
Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig
created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig
, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig
, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig's
most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Hognadyimnullruttxen Nuttonkdavzig's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about special relativity.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.
4. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing corsets.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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