Butfatpas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive squid.

Butfatpas created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfatpas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Butfatpas, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Butfatpas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Butfatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Butfatpas.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Butfatpas in the centre of the settlement.