Misdissxen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful fish.

Misdissxen created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Misdissxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Misdissxen, she will send you a sign.

Misdissxen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Misdissxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never wear green rings.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Misdissxen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.