Stipkanpas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud human.

Stipkanpas created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkanpas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipkanpas, it will turn you into a rock.

Stipkanpas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stipkanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stipkanpas.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Stipkanpas must be the most important thing in your life.
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