Zenfadbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Zenfadbug created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfadbug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zenfadbug, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zenfadbug's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zenfadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing white stockings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near mites while wearing pink hats.