Pagquartdun is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, prudent
whale.
Pagquartdun created tapeworms nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pagquartdun, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Pagquartdun, it will refuse to believe in you.
Pagquartdun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Pagquartdun's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always obey Pagquartdun's priests.
4. Do not kill swans.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.