Nillvonort Fabbifhap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient alligator.

Nillvonort Fabbifhap created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillvonort Fabbifhap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillvonort Fabbifhap, she will turn you into a dog.

Nillvonort Fabbifhap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nillvonort Fabbifhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Nillvonort Fabbifhap first in all things.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Nillvonort Fabbifhap must be the most important thing in your life.