Bontarprag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental unicorn.

Bontarprag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bontarprag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bontarprag, it will laugh at you.

Bontarprag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bontarprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Bontarprag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.