Bencibxin Komxuclin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sage lizard.

Bencibxin Komxuclin created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bencibxin Komxuclin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bencibxin Komxuclin, she will turn you into a dog.

Bencibxin Komxuclin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bencibxin Komxuclin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not commit murder.
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