Fagtingettetti Bigliprip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive crow.

Fagtingettetti Bigliprip created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagtingettetti Bigliprip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagtingettetti Bigliprip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fagtingettetti Bigliprip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fagtingettetti Bigliprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not take Fagtingettetti Bigliprip's name in vain.

4. Fagtingettetti Bigliprip loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from yellow tapirs, for they are unholy.