Stigjansitbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain centaur.

Stigjansitbeg created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjansitbeg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stigjansitbeg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stigjansitbeg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stigjansitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stigjansitbeg.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing yellow scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

4. Never wear red stockings.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Stigjansitbeg in the centre of the settlement.
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