Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome donkey.

Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bifcudfebboglag Fobzaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near cats while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the north.