Mipbedten is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient newt.

Mipbedten created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipbedten, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipbedten, he will turn you into a plant.

Mipbedten's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mipbedten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Mipbedten on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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