Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonest bee.

Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fodtafsatnabgilfenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sing near frogs.