Renkiklin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, loving guinea pig.

Renkiklin created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Renkiklin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renkiklin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Renkiklin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Renkiklin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renkiklin.

5. Put Renkiklin first in all things.