Larpguplog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise chinchilla.

Larpguplog created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpguplog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larpguplog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Larpguplog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Larpguplog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
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