Nurtafzen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent goose.

Nurtafzen created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtafzen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtafzen, she will ignore you.

Nurtafzen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nurtafzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never wear blue scarves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurtafzen.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.