Nullsawcib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty goblin.

Nullsawcib created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsawcib, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullsawcib, it will torture you forever.

Nullsawcib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nullsawcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Nullsawcib on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if five rats approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.