Veenpidgon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic fairy.

Veenpidgon created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenpidgon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenpidgon, she will turn you into a slug.

Veenpidgon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Veenpidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Veenpidgon in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Veenpidgon six times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.