Kopsombest is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured crane.

Kopsombest created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsombest, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kopsombest, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kopsombest's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kopsombest's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the west.