Natbidnut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient squirrel.

Natbidnut created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbidnut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Natbidnut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Natbidnut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Natbidnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. You must pray to Natbidnut nine times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natbidnut.