Tuncatgup Catdadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing hamster.

Tuncatgup Catdadfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Tuncatgup Catdadfit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tuncatgup Catdadfit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tuncatgup Catdadfit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tuncatgup Catdadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing kilts.
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