Nardutsaw is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable
duck.
Nardutsaw created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nardutsaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nardutsaw, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nardutsaw's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Nardutsaw's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of bats.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Never hurt nematodes.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.