Nardutsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable duck.

Nardutsaw created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardutsaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nardutsaw, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nardutsaw's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nardutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of bats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.