Bogbantin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless centaur.

Bogbantin created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bogbantin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogbantin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bogbantin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bogbantin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.