Stragcapjarnart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody cat.

Stragcapjarnart created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragcapjarnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragcapjarnart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stragcapjarnart's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stragcapjarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never sit in the presence of seals.

5. Put Stragcapjarnart first in all things.