Yikbogmot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy manatee.

Yikbogmot created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbogmot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yikbogmot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yikbogmot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yikbogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yikbogmot's name in vain.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the east.