Sisbetbif is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty sheep.

Sisbetbif created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbetbif, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisbetbif, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sisbetbif's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sisbetbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sisbetbif.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat beans.