Siscenciss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing lobster.

Siscenciss created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Siscenciss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Siscenciss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Siscenciss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Siscenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never sit in the presence of moths.

4. Never hop near squirrels.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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