Donarfsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud snake.

Donarfsaw created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Donarfsaw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donarfsaw, she will cry a lot.

Donarfsaw's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Donarfsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear cyan shirts.

3. Always obey Donarfsaw's priests.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing magenta shoes and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing indigo skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.