Fotcedpog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless ant.

Fotcedpog created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotcedpog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotcedpog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fotcedpog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fotcedpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.
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