Mutdumbog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish owl.

Mutdumbog created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdumbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutdumbog, it will turn you into a duck.

Mutdumbog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mutdumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing gray kilts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.