Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar
is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, unselfish
butterfly
.
Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar
created carbon seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar
, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar
, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar's
most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Boplandapdub Hittipfligfetbepyarpkar in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never think about optics near pigs while wearing pink stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your legs.
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