Legyam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous troll.

Legyam created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Legyam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Legyam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Legyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.