Limwiklindondutved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring zebra.

Limwiklindondutved created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limwiklindondutved, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limwiklindondutved, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Limwiklindondutved's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Limwiklindondutved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.