Cabmilget is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish dog.

Cabmilget created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Cabmilget, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabmilget, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cabmilget's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cabmilget's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cabmilget on top of all buildings.