Tadfadpig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless shark.

Tadfadpig created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Tadfadpig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadfadpig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tadfadpig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tadfadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help mice.