Pasfatnul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil goat.

Pasfatnul created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfatnul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasfatnul, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pasfatnul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pasfatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing violet shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

2. You must love Pasfatnul.

3. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.