Rensidcentiknarlgessduss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic armadillo.

Rensidcentiknarlgessduss created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Rensidcentiknarlgessduss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rensidcentiknarlgessduss, it will manifest in front of you.

Rensidcentiknarlgessduss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rensidcentiknarlgessduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rensidcentiknarlgessduss on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Rensidcentiknarlgessduss.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.