Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent mink.

Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid, it will turn you into a plant.

Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing gray coats and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Stigyimlooppitgabkemdotlid loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Never talk about goats.