Damcumhog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome lizard.

Damcumhog created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Damcumhog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Damcumhog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Damcumhog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Damcumhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always obey Damcumhog's priests.