Gilhunfetmatkom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful wyrm.

Gilhunfetmatkom created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gilhunfetmatkom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gilhunfetmatkom, it will turn you into a frog.

Gilhunfetmatkom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gilhunfetmatkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Never feed corn to squirrels while wearing tights.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Fast once a month.